Let’s Spend the Night Together

In Doing The Deed by Holly Walker

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Ugh. I hate this one.

Today’s good deed: SPEND NO MONEY TODAY

How? HOW? Somebody tell me how this is a good deed.

Me not spending money is hurting the economy! I’m being anti-American by not spending money. If I don’t spend money the terrorists win!

Seriously. I want to see the comments. If you think this is a good deed, let me know. Tell me why YOU think this is a good deed. I dare you.

Besides helping my bank account. That’s the ONLY reason this would be a good deed … and I’m not saying that it is. I’m not convinced. Isn’t it better to give than to receive? It says that in the Bible in Acts or Job or Joel or SOMEWHERE!

Aaaaah! I want to spend money!

Nothing?!? I can’t buy anything? What if I didn’t have any food in my refrigerator right now? A girl’s gotta eat. What? I’m supposed to not eat because of a stupid good deed?! That’s right. I said “stupid.” This is a stupid good deed.

AAAAAUGH!! I have things to do, people to see and stuff to buy! Oh … I can’t go to a play tonight?! I can’t support the arts? I can’t go to a museum and learn about Russian artifacts and paintings and stuff because I have to do a good deed? Really? You don’t want me to learn about Russian culture, ONE GOOD DEED A DAY journal?! What have you got against Russians?!?! That’s racist AND uneducational!!!

Here’s another reason why this is a stupid good deed: I don’t like it. This is dumb. I’ll be glad when these 24 hours are over so I can get back to doing real good deeds.

Whoever wrote this “good deed” should have their good deed writership revoked. They probably wrote it while spending money. They were probably on the Internet on the Time Life site getting ready to purchase ‘Lifetime of Country Romance’ while writing this “good deed.” They probably clicked the ‘purchase’ button for the entire disc set and wrote, “Spend no money today” at the exact same time. Someone somewhere is laughing at me right now cause they wrote, “Spend no money today,” and now I have to do it!


Isn’t this purse cute?

Photo (Flickr CC) by peddhapati

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Holly Walker

Holly Walker

Ms. Walker made her acting debut at the tender age of 8 in For Spring is the Season of Happiness. She almost turned down the role of Mother Nature (she wanted the role of "Spring") until she found out Mother Nature had the most lines. On that day, a diva was born. Holly has traveled the world performing comedy. She has been to more than 40 U.S. states and over 30 countries worldwide. She is an alum of the improvisational companies Boom Chicago and The Second City. Holly currently works on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore as a writer and performer. She has been a part of the Rebel Storytellers family since 2009 and hopes to be with them for many years to come.
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