Race Relations

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Chris Day

“Yeah right, you’re a sad little man. You ain’t killin’ nobody.”

“Did you already forget, bro? I just beat your cousin right here, in this very spot, last weekend. You were sittin’ right over there. You saw the whole thing. I could hear you yellin’ at me.”

“Well, I ain’t my cousin. I’m like twice his size. So let’s see what you got, boy.”

“You a big talker, man. That is, until a gun comes out. Then you run like a little girl.”

“Whatever, man.”

Just then another guy neither of them recognized walked right up next to them and pulled a pistol from his bag. As he raised the gun both guys looked at each other, waiting for the other to flinch from fear. Neither so much as blinked.

The stranger with the gun looked right at both of them and started screaming out demands, “Runners, take your marks! Get set!”

BANG!

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Chris Day

A college dropout, church pastor, and international arms dealer all walk into a bar … Luckily it’s not a huge tab because they’re all the same person. Chris began his college career in medicine and ended it (short) enrolled in religious studies. After several years in church work, Chris moved onto the next logical step: Dealing firearms, of course. More than a decade later, he’s still arming the world while also dabbling in comedy and acting. He sees himself as the William Hung of the writing world. No formal training, but overly enthusiastic and off key. You can follow Chris, but he may call the cops because he’s not on Twitter, so that would just be considered stalking.

Latest posts by Chris Day (see all)

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• I Really Should Have … - September 30, 2014